I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum
see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.
i pledge allegiance
to the butt
of captain america
There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.
Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.
ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!
First and last dogs are springer spaniels!! Ahhhhh
Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough
Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.
"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."
I’m getting better at this palette thing. Hope you like it.
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
"Maka. Is it okay?"
"Y-yeah! (His hand is—!!)”
”(Oh. Girl’s eyes….)”
"…Soul. I think you’re who I want to be with. But…. I don’t fully understand it, what just happened, but I probably don’t feel about it the same as you do. I still don’t really understand it."
"I know. But, if you can accept and allow me to have those sorts of feelings… that means you don’t mind me feeling that way about you, right?"
"Then show me."
"Alright, one more~"
"NOT SO FAST!!"
"Whaaa, why? Was it no good just now? (And I thought it was smooth…)”
"It’s embarrassing! (That’s all for today!)”
"That’s fine for now. (Today was, uh…. Well, that’ll do.)”
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
remEMBER THAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE STEP BROS (OR HALF BROS I CANT REMEMBER) I THINK PHINEAS’ REAL DAD HAS BEEN NOW FOUND
THEY ARE STEP BROS. AND CANDACE HAS THE SAME SHAPE. CHRIST. THIS SHOW.
WTF EVEN CARTOONS MAKE US HAVE MENTAL CRISES !!!